Intercom call from mom at the office:
MOM: I can’t find that list I gave you and I need to make sure one of the cheques is being mailed to the right address. (She’s British, and after 55 years in the States she still spells the word that way, hence my usage.)
ME: Which one?
MOM: Well, it’s for Choi’s representative.
ME: I’m not sending it to Choi, right? What name did you have it going to?
MOM: Well, two people are living at the house, and…
ME: It’s only being mailed to one person, right?
MOM: Well, yes. It’s going to Christine.
ME: Alright, I have that name on the list of checks to go out. What’s the correct address so I can be sure?
MOM: Oh. I don’t have the right address, I only have the wrong one.
ME: <thumps head on desk>